Meet The Inglorious Pasterds
Michael Baysinger
Michael is a lifetime citizen of the City of Mineral Water in the Hoosier State.
Lives with 1 partner, 2 kids, 2 cats, 3 dogs & 2 turkeys..
Rainman of 90's christian culture.
Star Wars fanatic.
Watches too much tv.
Owns a life-size Planet of the Apes head.
Plays a banjo when times get tough.
Dreams of living simply and being present.
Certified Coffee Master.
Michael was a worship leader for 10 years but quit the game before the game quit him.
Find him on twitter: @mjbaysinger
Matt Polley
Matt is that one Pasterd that sounds like that other Pasterd that he’s related to.
He was born in 1976, which gives him seniority.
He enjoys good beer, better bourbon, and the occasional pipe or cigar. You’re free to mail him any of these things if the Lord leads you to do so.
He was a youth minister at one point for about a decade, but then he got fired so now he isn’t anymore. He sold cars for about 3 months. Badly.
He worked in a factory for 8 years. Then he drove 1500 miles a week fixing coffee equipment with the other two Pasterds. He spent three years hating that job so now he’s back at the factory doing maintenance work.
He’s married. If you ever meet his wife, Beth, you’ll ask, “WTF is she doing with him?”
There are a couple of boys hanging around his house all the time. They call him, “Dad.
He has several tattoos, because he’s pretty terrible with money and making good life decisions.
He can play guitar and harmonica. At the same time. Yeah, I know, he’s amazing.
He’s really good at remembering obscure trivia and movie/TV quotes. He has yet to figure out how to monetize this talent.
He went to therapy because being a walking human disaster is funny for podcast bits, but not so funny for the people that have to live with him. He’s way nicer now.
He’s glad you like his podcast.
Find him on twitter: @polleynamedmatt
Brad Polley
Brad is a Capricorn, which might mean something, but it probably doesn't.
It might have something to do with a high sexiness quotient (editor's note: It totally does).
He is an enjoyer of dark beers and a good Cavendish tobacco.
Father of three children, and husband to a smart and lovely wife that is way too good for him.
Brad travels around and fixes coffee equipment for a living and he loves it.
Find him (sometimes) on twitter: @polleynamedbrad